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After my last post I came down with something, possibly the black death. Whatever it was wiped me out for a month. In that time I did very little but I did buy the 1st UK write off #3 so I started tentatively fixing that. Project “Mr Spock’s Morning Wee” is on hold after getting it running as I had second thoughts about the modification plan I had, replacing the plan with something way more wild. Problem is I’m now dealing with an American company who are having issues supplying their own parts, so it could be a long wait.

The #3 is nearly complete in the real world, I’m just waiting for the chance to get it to the paint shop to paint the bumpers. The issue being that my partner fractured her foot and can’t drive for a while so I have no way to drop the #3 off and get back home. So I’ll have to wait until she can drive again. So in the mean time, I added a bunch of shit to the website.

453 – 6 Button Steering Wheel Retrofit
453 – Bosch Reversing Camera Brightness & Contrast
451 – Starter Motor Removal
451 – Starter Motor Brushes
451 – Starter Motor Solenoid
453 – 3 Lines On The Speedo
453 – Brake Master Cylinder Change
453 – Brake Vacuum Booster Change
Hashtag – steering tie rod change
453 – Electronic Controllers
453 – SAM Unit Failure

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I am now old. FACT!

I’ve had some busy weekends doing non-smart stuff because people are insisting that I socialise. I went to the BHP Show at Detling. There wasn’t a single smart car there. Then I went to Alton Towers just to find out that I can’t do rollercoasters any more. I felt worse and worse as I got off each ride. Then I went on The Smiler. I came off that absolutely done. I felt hungover until the next day. It absolutely destroyed me.

Then this coming weekend I have to waste an entire Friday because smart/Mercedes at Lakeside in Essex who used to be owned by Jardine Motors who were ok but they were bought by Stratstone who are utter fucking gobshites. I went onto their website to arrange a service on my #1. It wouldn’t accept my reg or VIN. So I drove to the dealer to explain that I needed a service, a safety recall and a firmware update.

I was told that they can’t arrange servicing at the dealer! What the actual fuck? I got given a shit scrap of paper with a phone number to call. So I spoke to smart via Whatsapp. They said they would contact Lakeside Merc and have them email me. 2 days later I got an email from smart Germany saying Merc Lakeside wouldn’t contact me and I’d have to phone the number. I feel like we have gone back in time 20 years.

So I phoned the number and was on hold for 10 minutes. Eventually got through and told them I need a service, recall and firmware update. They knew nothing about the recall and the updates are over-the-air (like I didn’t already know that). I work during the week like most people do. Guess what, they don’t do recalls on a weekend. (it takes 5 minutes to add the fix). I told them Friday and they said they had booked me in and were about to hang up. I asked when my slot was to be told “drop off at 8:30am and pick up at 18:00”. FUCK OFF! What the fuck am I supposed to do for over 9 hours? Absolute clowns. I will never use any Stratstone Mercedes dealers again for any servicing. I would rather drive well out of my way and use a different franchise who won’t treat me like a cunt.

SAM Unit Solder Repair.
Roadster Child Seat Frame.
Hashtag Wheel Alignment Specs.
Hashtag Headlight Alignment.
450 AC Compressor Removal.
453 Front End Facelift.
Roadster Model Guide.

I think because the weather is nicer, people are out playing with their cars. So there has been more questions for me to add information about. A few weeks ago I managed to circumvent a smart server password and access some stuff. I’m saying nothing else but I have a lot of Hashtag 1 information.

Grundig 450 and Roadster stereo shows MECHANIC on the LCD?
Roadster SAM Unit Components.
450 Fortwo SAM Unit Components.
450 Blower Fan Resistor Repair.
SAM Unit Solder Repair.
Hashtag 1 Service Schedule.
Hashtag 1 Charging Cable Stuck?
Hashtag 1 Fuse Box Locations.
Hashtag 1 Fuse Box Layout.

I finally jumped through enough hoops and got enough view hours to monetise my YouTube videos. So go and subscribe and watch some of my shit.

If you have an EV and live in the UK, I would recommend trying to renew your road tax (VED) right now! If you use the number on the V5C, you should be able to re-tax it online. You MUST do this before 1st April because from that date, your yearly road tax will increase from £0 to £195.  Re-taxing the car now will give you 1 extra year free before you start paying the £195.

Hashtag FitCamX dash camera.
Roadster brake master cylinder.
Roadster brake vacuum booster.
Roadster seat belt removal.
451 MHD starter/alternator wiring.
450 hidden rear arch rust.

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MB Star for as little as £250.

A hose reel with a pressure washer built in.

Seat belts not retracting properly?

453 forfour internal boot trim removal
453 forfour external boot trim removal
454 forfour dash pods fitting
Hashtag TPMS issues
450 external door handle cable removal
Hashtag jacking points
Hashtag wheel bolt torque
451 handbrake lever removal
450 handbrake lever removal

I’ve been doing quite a few YouTube videos. If you can subscribe to the channel and watch some of my stuff, it’d really help me.