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What Do I Get For My Subscription?
For £18 you get: Supporter 6
6 months access to the website.
For £24 you get: Supporter 12
12 months access to the website and 10% off car insurance in Great Britain.
For £30 you get: Legend
12 months access to the website,
10% off car insurance in Great Britain,
My heartfelt appreciation of your support.
Non UK Owners
Sadly I can no longer send free merch outside of the UK. Things have just become ridiculous over the years.
I started sending stuff out in 2021. By 2025, the postage cost had increased by over 300%. It would cost me £0.79 back in 2021 to send a letter. It’s now £3.20 !
Germany introduced LUCID packaging laws which makes senders sign up and pay for recycling for everything they send.
NordPost ignore the information and pricing on the CN22 label and attempt to charge €27 import duty to the receiver.
Most EU postal carriers either try to charge import duties, return packages as undelivered, lose or take months to actually deliver letters.
I think they are still butt hurt about Brexit. When they try to charge fees, the recipient obviously refuses the letter and it returns to me. I complain, they tell me to ask for a refund for the postage (impossible from Royal Mail) and tell me that import duties shouldn’t have been charged and it was a mistake. But then they do it again and again.
Canada has so many postal strikes.
America changed their tariffs so regularly that, by the time a letter gets there, the tariff has changed. Again, items are either being returned, disposed or the recipient charged ridiculous import fees.
So, between the UK postage rip off prices and other countries being totally unable to run a postal service properly, it’s far too much agro to bother any more. Sorry about that.
If you are already a 12+ subscriber outside of the UK and the lack of free stuff is a game changer, let me know and I’ll reduce your subscription cost down to the lower level.
UK Owners Only
Please send me a message letting me which one of the following you’d like AND YOUR ADDRESS in the UK.
Either (this means 1 or the other, not both) a free 18cm evilution vinyl sticker in 1 of the following colours…
OR an embroidered keyring in black and orange in 1 of 7 different styles.

I will send you a separate email asking which colour sticker OR which design keyring you’d like and your address. If you miss it, ignore it, or don’t tell me what you want or address, that’s on you.
I’m a busy boy and I don’t have time to chase you around.
What’s The 8888 About?

Grab a black Sharpie and colour in sections you don’t need to create a number. Could be your birthday, car manufacture year, model number…

…but yes, you could put BOOB I suppose.
FUBAR?
It’s a military acronym standing for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
What Smart Specialists Can I Get A Discount From?
UK only at the moment but if you are a company that wants to offer a discount and be added to this map, contact me through the site.
20% discount on servicing & labour.
10% Discount on servicing.
£50 Discount on Remaps.
Which UK Car Insurance Dealer Do I Get My 10% Discount From?
Just tell them that you are a member of the evilution smart car club and you’ll get the discount.
I have had at least 1 smart insured with them since 2004.